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From Now On I'm Doing That Friends Only Thing [29 Sep 2005|11:06am]
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[28 Sep 2005|02:48pm]
I have my hand piercy thing in today.
My teacher is making log off lj
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Once again in tech [27 Sep 2005|11:55am]
I am so bored.

Someone make me not bored.
I get out today at 3.15
I'm on msn.
They're playinng whitney houstin
Shes queerer than your ma
They've been playing beats all day.
The only good song I have on this computer in byob
I've put it on now.

I'm bringing in loads of cds tomorrow to piss them off and playing them louder than their shitty beats.
Fucking queers.

People email me cos I'm bored.
Someone have a party soon
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in tech [20 Sep 2005|03:12pm]
It's warm and ecveryones talking to me on msn.
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DANCE, DAMN YOU! [10 Sep 2005|02:04pm]
[ mood | crappy ]
[ music | Cheap sex - fuck emo ]

I'm sitting in the library... Going into town soon

Someone meet me at city hall... I'll be in at 25 to 3.

I have money!!!! for once

Well like 2 quid

Anyone going to misfits?
I am but I have to buy my ticket at the door in case i don't get in.
Does anyone know how much it'll be at the door.

I have earrings in today... but of a change really.

I'm in a bad mood aswell so try to be nice to me.

I hope it isn't cold today. Last night was shit... ish

I updated my website... Everyone look at it.
Sign the guestbook.. debbies the only one who has done it.

I'm away to get my train.

Some one be at city hall when I get there

I don't want to be a loner.
bye xx

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[10 Sep 2005|01:59pm]
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http://www.ljmeme.com
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gcse's [23 Aug 2005|04:53pm]
fucking cunts
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BAPS COME HOME [11 Jul 2005|11:16pm]
[ mood | AHHHH ]
[ music | Distillers- Gypsy Rose Lee ]

Thats all efa's benn fucking saying to me... no intelligent conversation like

I'M COMING HOME IN TWO DAY!!!!!!111!!11one!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YAY

home home home home home home

i cant wait

to be home

home homey home

Reasons I wanna be home

1... Megan
2... Guitars
3... CD Player
4... People... ie you guys
5... My Duvet..

ELABORATION ON POINT FIVE

In Greece you can't have a duvet. Well you can but it's too hot.
I love my duvet. If I could I would have sex with it. I would make love to it.
I would sleep with it.

Oh and none of you's are getting fegs back cos I\m a bitch like that. Well I have to buy some for m7y brothers girlfriend who I hate. Lisa she's called. Stupid Fuckwit.

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[11 Jul 2005|11:15pm]
Well I thought I'd update just so I could see the date.

But it says its June 11th.

Fuckers.

Anyway I'm buying myself a cool knife/sword thing.
And maybe a cheap pipe.
There's really cool fake zippos for like 4 euros. I have one already.

I think the women in the sword shop is getting pissed of that me and my cousin keep coming in and looking at all the swords but not buying anything.

I can't wait to get home. Greece is shit, especially Crete 'cos all I can hear now is spide music and little cretan spides on bikes.
'Aye mate, leek weeker'... but in Greek.
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[05 Jul 2005|05:22pm]
bleugh.
it's fuckin shit here

i had a few arguements with my dad so now we're(me, my mum,my aunt and cousin) are staying in a hotel.

we now have no money

i cant wait to get home

oh yea and dont expect fegs baack
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YAARRRGH! [29 Jun 2005|07:45pm]
[ mood | hot ]
[ music | Nirvana - Breed ]

I got burnt

There's a retard cat with 3 legs... I called it Pegleg the Pirate.

I wish I was a pirate..

One of the shops has a fuck load of pipes and knives and shit.. 'mazin.

I want loads of comments by the way, cos I'm really far away and I feel lonely so comment loads and tell me I'm missed.

I haven't had a feg in 2 days and it's killing me... When I get back I'll end up smoking all the fegs I brought everyone back in like half an hour.

I got a couple of new labrets.
I remembered more greek than I thought I would. I was at the restaurant and my dad was like, 'she-wants-the-leaves-with-the-rice, LEAVES... WITH... RICE? yea, that's right... TO EAT... yea, EAT.' And I was like, 'yea the domadehs' i dunno how its spelt and everyone looked at me and was like 'show off' but i was surprised i remembered it.

And I'm in pain... there's a line down my arm from when I'm burnt to when I'm not. I was lying a weird way..

Msn doesnt work but I doubt anyone would be online as it's half five with you's and a wednesday so you'll all be wasted in town. There's an internet cafe down the road... well internet bar. I'll probably be on there in the next few days.

There's a set of 3 samerai swords and there different lengths. There quite cool and it's 29,90 euros like 20 quid... I can't find the pound or euro sign on these retarded greek keyboards. Any way does everyone think I should get the swords and have them mailed home or buy like loads of weird pipes and lighters and novelty skins.

I'm going to a mad water park tomorrow.

I hate fat people I've decided... Especially fat germans... Well only fat germans that are so fat they have wheelchairs cos they can't walk and then complain to the beach people when they get stuck in the sand...

Any ways







That block of blank is cos I'm paranoid people are reading over my shoulders.

I need a shower.. What should I wear? I really am just wasting time here by convincing myself that I need to be typing this when infact I'm just babbling on about fuck all.

Any way

See you guys later... I'm back on the 12th... but I'm not coming out til the wednesday on account of I'M A BIG DIRTY TAIG

UP THE TAIGS...

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MOAN [08 May 2005|03:06pm]
I feel really ill.
And I hate my computer... there's fuck all music on it.
And I wish I had a bass... just for shits.
And I don't like my bedroom... it's too fuckin messy... and I like mess but it's too much.
And I wish I had a new ring for my hand piercey thing.
And I need some skins.
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Shakespear on drugs [01 May 2005|10:10pm]
I found this on this website.
http://www.sciam.com/article.cfm?articleID=00074706-E29F-1C5A-B882809EC588ED9F



Shakespeare on Drugs?

William Shakespeare's famed plays and sonnets may have been written under the influence, according to new research. In the current issue of the South African Journal of Science, Francis Thackeray of the Transvaal Museum in Pretoria and his colleagues document the presence of cocaine and myristic acid (a plant-derived hallucinogen) in clay-pipe fragments retrieved from the beloved bard's Stratford-Upon-Avon home. Their analysis also hints at the presence of marijuana residues.

Though the pipe cannot be definitively linked to Shakespeare h imself, it is certain that it dates to the 17th century. This fact came as a surprise to the scientists; previously, the earliest known record of cocaine in Europe dated to only 200 years ago. "There is some suggestive evidence [of drug use] in Shakespeare's own writing," Thackeray told Reuters, pointing to phrases like "noted weed" and "compounds strange" in sonnet 76. "But I think Shakespeare, who may have experimented with these substances, is saying he would rather turn away from them. I would not read it as an endorsement of drug use." --Kate Wong
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GLENLYON IS THE NEW BALLYMENOCH [30 Apr 2005|08:06am]
I'm in the geldor's house. Tis 8.07 and I'm sleepy
Yesterday was my last day of school... EVER

Hmm on another note, my side lip piercing is growing out. I think its just cos I'm wearing a hoop. The same thing happened when I put a lip ring in last summer and it's fine now. But I can't remember what I did - whether I tool it out or not.
Speaking of piercings the one in my handweb. Right, the bit of skin over where the bar is under the skin... does that make sense? Right anyway, I've lost all feeling in that part of my skin. But as its just a line line like half a millimeter by about half a centimeter, I'm not taking it out. And I know that probably means something bad but I don't care.

Yes so I'm going into town today. I need a thingie for my acoustic... and it is just a thingie. I don't think it has a name(the bit where you attach the string, but not the machine head bit the other side). And a hamster or gerbil or mouse or rat... what evers cheapest... I'd like a mouse though cos you can keep like 7 or 8 in a tank and it's normal cos they are usually in lots of numbers. But I don't have that much money.

Don't think I could be arsed with town much anymore. It's a drain on my money and for what it is, it's shite. Wannabes getting paraletic. Spides starting fights. Wannabes thinking they're hard and starting fights then ending up in an ambulance. Police taking your drink. Police taking your drugs. Police in general. etc etc etc

Holywood's not much better mind. Either people couldn't be arsed coming out cos something's on tv or it's winter and there's nowhere to go without freezing. Or it's summer and everyone's on holidays. Or they're grounded.

...You know I wish the days of ballymenoch park were back.... I know I say this alot but I really miss those days.
For people who don't know I'll fill you in.
Every Sunday or random days off school, or sunny days we all went to the park, we sat up on the hill by the old folks home and made obscene gestures at the residants. Okay well I made obscene gestures. When everyone was there, we counted up all the money we had between us and spent it on alcohol(main priority), mixers(come second), fegs(kinda caused arguements as not all of us smoked so it wouldn't be fair--- the smokers usually won), space raiders....
We had like 3 or four acoustic's and insense and the sticking of in circles that seemed to form with no orginazation, sometimes blankies to sit on, and ona few days glasses to drink from. Not to forget benet's magical tree and the playpark. Oh and the trips to the garage... magical moments.
It was the journeys there, walking through twisel up victoria lane and through croft park and through the gate, of course having to stop for ages in between to wait meet various people.

Fuck this, I'm away to ballymenoch
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food-related post [27 Apr 2005|10:14pm]
My mum does this every month. She spends her entire months food shopping allowance in one day. But we bought lots of nice food... and cds... and garden stuff?!?!?

On another note apparently mah wee Meggie gets fed junk when she's at home, like beans and mushed up chips. Like in prepared little packets...

I had a stir-fry tonight...
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wtf [25 Apr 2005|09:06pm]
My english teacher lost some of my coursework and he's making me do it again. He's such a knob. God I am gonna have a full scream at him next time I see him.

On another note, I heard a Johnny Cash version of Solitary Man by HIM. It sounds really good actually.

I need a smoke and I have no fegs and all my baccy is dry. I don't think a swap though would go down well with my mum, considering she gave me the baccy earlier, which was sound of her. And she give me loads.

I don't wanna go to school tomorrow. It's not fair. Well 9 days left of school forever. In my last week, I'm breaking every school rule.

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your all a bunch of twats... every single one [24 Apr 2005|02:51pm]
[ mood | drunk ]
[ music | misfits - witch hunt ]


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[22 Apr 2005|03:00pm]

Dear my love, haven't you wanted to be with me
And dear my love, haven't you longed to be free
I can't keep pretending that I don't even know you
And at sweet night, you are my own
Take my hand

We're leaving here tonight
There's no need to tell anyone
They'd only hold us down
So by the morning light
We'll be halfway to anywhere
Where love is more than just your name

I have dreamt of a place for you and I
No one know who we are there
All I want is to give my life only to you
I've dreamt so long I cannot dream anymore
Let's run away, I'll take you there

Forget this life
Come with me
Don't look back you're safe now
Unlock your heart
Drop your guard
No one's left to stop you

Forget this life
Come with me
Don't look back you're safe now
Unlock your heart
Drop your guard
No one's left to stop you now
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Full On Melt [21 Apr 2005|10:23pm]
[ mood | blah ]

Yea, I haven't written in this in a while cos well, I couldn't be fucked but I'm gonna start using it.

Lets see whats new. Well, I wasn't at school today as per usual but I just sat at home... I pierced myself, my hand. Not very interesting but it is for me so bleugh. It really hurts. I think its infected but I don't wanna take it out cos it's really pretty. If i had my camera I would stick a picture of it up but yea, if anyone sees me chances are I'll be like, "look what I did, isn't it gross?" I like it. The placement is perfect.

Hmmm no ones on-line

Oh my god! i got a new pair of trousers, they're purple. I know what your all thinking. Bronagh?? Trousers?? but i was wearing trousers one day last week and I like it, I still prefer skirts though but too be fair when I was wearing trousers I was wearing a dress but I had to take the dress off cos it was ripping at my shoulder cos of some weird way it was sold... well fresh garbage was always known for it's quality.... not.

I'm bored, my hand hurts so i'm gonna go.

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bluegh [20 Mar 2005|01:42pm]
[ mood | crazy ]

I am so tired. I think I might just die.

Right anywho, hahaha yesterday I went to maghera, it was so randomly stupid. I bought a barrick for like 2 quid and sold it for a fiver and the bus there was 4£30 and that was for a fucking half aswell!!!

Got into town at like 8 and everyone had fucking died, apparently everyone was at st annes but i couldnt be arsed with going round, i had to wait like an hour for my train. gayness

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